Times People Got Really Bad (But Funny) Tattoos Without Realizing
Putting your body in the hands of a tattoo artist armed with a stencil
and a machine is a risky move, but we can’t help but wonder if these
people chose these awful tattoos, or whether this was all just one horrid
mistake. Either way, you can’t deny the fact that they are pretty
funny!
The ultimate to-do list
We can’t decide if this is the work of a genius or whether it’s downright
stupid. We’re actually kinda leaning towards genius.
If you’re the kind of person that is constantly forgetting the fact that
you’re an adult with responsibilities, then this tattoo could be for
you.
After all, this person would have forgotten to refill the ink in the
printer, they wouldn’t have remembered to make the gazpacho for their
dinner, and there’s no hope in Hades that they would have remembered to do
the laundry if they didn’t have this. Sure, the tattoo might not be too
silly, but let’s hope they weren’t silly enough to use permanent
marker…
Roses are red
We all love a good poem, right? Dave decided that he didn’t just want
to add any ol’ ink onto his skin, because he wanted something that would
provide deep and profound meaning to his life.
He was weighing up the pros and cons of creating his own poem or
reciting the teachings of Plato, but he eventually decided that his own
poem would be more personal to him.
Having a laugh
Let’s be honest; everyone has their own insecurities in life.
You might not like the way your nose scoops up a little at the end, you
might want blue eyes instead of brown, and you might even have webbed
toes. Nobody’s perfect, y’all.
We’ve found that one of the best ways to deal with these insecurities is
to make fun of yourself for them – because if you can’t laugh, you’re
probably going to cry. Nobody wants that. This person has done just that
and decided to draw some hilarious attention to the fact that two of their
toes are a little friendlier than the rest.
Take your own advice
If you’re the kind of person that loves tattoos, there’s a high chance
that you thought long and hard about what you want.
Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for this person. While they may
think that they live by the rule of planning ahead, this is all of the
evidence we need to know that isn’t the case.
In fact, it’s safe to say that this person probably falls at the last
hurdle, considering they are missing the “D.” We could make a joke about
that, but we won’t. We’ve got class, you know.
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Null and void
Yep, some people just choose to ignore the unwritten rule of the tattoo
world. If you aren’t related to them, then you don’t get their name
tattooed on your body.
Simple, right? You’d think so, but that hasn’t stopped millions of
people from getting their partners’ name etched into their skin forever.
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This is a lovely sentiment if you stay with them for the rest of your
life, but if you don’t, then things can get pretty awkward. Thankfully,
this man managed to find a way to cover up his ex’s name and make the
memories null and void at the same time.
A little disclaimer
Do you have a tattoo that you regret? Do you wish that you could just
remove it and never speak of your poor decisions ever again?
It’s no secret that tattoo removal isn’t cheap or painless, which
means that many people just have to put up with what they’ve got.
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Of course, that doesn’t mean that you can’t make a few adjustments.
This man decided to add a little disclaimer to his tribal tattoo, just
to let people know that he was 17 at the time, and he didn’t have a
scooby-doo about the rather permanent decision that he was making.
That’s smart.
Are you sure?
There’s a high chance that your grandmother once warned you against your
tattoo because it will affect your employment options. Yes, it’s
happened to all of us.
Although we now live in a world where you can’t discriminate people on
what they look like or their body modifications, there are some things
that do pull this into question.
In fact, we’re kinda stubborn when it comes to tattoos, and this just
makes us NOT want to hire him. If he was sitting across from us with
that smug tattoo on his neck, we just don’t know if we could get him to
sign on the dotted line.
Jaws of steel
Oh, wow. Where do we start? Shall we first focus on the fact that this
woman has a giant shark under her armpit?
Or shall we begin with the crying baby within the jaws of the giant
shark under her armpit? There’s just so much going on, and it’s a
little too much for our brain to comprehend.
While we don’t know why this woman has chosen such a specific tattoo in
an equally specific location, we have a feeling that it’s not for a
poignant or emotional reason. If it was, we’d be a little worried about
the sharks and babies in her life.
Mowing the lawn
It’s more common to find tattoos on the younger generation, but that
doesn’t mean that the old folk of the world stay clear of the ink.
This man decided to poke a little fun at the fact that he was losing a
little more hair than he would have liked, and the result is pretty
darn epic.
Of course, it’s not the kind of tattoo that you’d expect your
grandfather to rock during your Sunday lunch, but that’s exactly why
we love it. He might not have much hair left, but there’s no doubt
about the fact that he has a sense of humor.
Where’s Waldo?
Waldo isn’t the kind of guy that you can rely on. Sure, he might have
some pretty cool glasses and wear a rather fabulous hat, but he’s
constantly disappearing!
It seems as though this man was fed up of trying to find his pal when
he needed him, so he decided to tattoo Waldo on his body to make sure
that he never goes astray.
Why he chose that particular spot for Waldo chill is beyond us, but it’s
definitely a rather unusual location. It’s making us wince just thinking
about the tattoo process of this one. At least we’ve found Waldo though.
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I mustache you a question
Remember that time when everyone was obsessed with mustaches?
It seems as though you couldn’t go to the store without finding bed
sheets covered in mustaches, clothing that featured more mustaches
than you could count, and mustache phone cases. Basically, mustaches
were everywhere.
It seems as though this lady wanted to go the extra mile with her love
of facial hair, and actual tattoo this facial hair on her face – but not
where you’d think. Yes, she really did get the inside of her lips
tattooed. No, we’re not sure why either.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
We thought Harry managed to get rid of Lord Voldemort? It seems as
though he actually just took a little trip to Scotland and possessed a
man in a kilt.
Of course, even He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named can’t cope with a whole head
of hair, so he had to do some manscaping. Thankfully, he didn’t get
rid of everything.
He left some rather fetching eyebrows and an even cooler mustache.
Perhaps this was the look the previous woman was looking for? We’re not
sure about either, to be honest. We would like to compliment ol’
moldy-voldy for his lovely blue eyes, though.
The Blue Eminem
It’s always been pretty funny to see the comparisons that people make
between Eminem and the delicious M&M, but this is definitely one
of the most bizarre ones we have seen in our time.
Sure, their names are pretty similar, and it’s actually rather
hilarious to see an M&M with Eminem’s head – but why did this
person choose blue?
Of all of the colors, they chose the color that makes the rapper look
like the fourth member of the Blue Man Group. You never know, that
could have been what they were going for…
The Jumpman
Let’s be honest; Michael Jordan is a living legend. He’ll always be
regarded as one of the most famous ballers in the business, and “The
Jumpman” will remain iconic for longer than life itself.
It seems as though this man is also a big fan of the basketball
player, and wanted to permanently ink his body with something to
remind him of the billionaire.
He could have got the Jumpman tattooed on his chest or even his leg,
but he didn’t want that. This fan wanted him to be pride of place, and
he had the perfect place for him to go. We don’t know whether to be
impressed or weirded out.
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Keeping it handy
Don’t you just hate it when you don’t have a pen handy? Well, we’d
suggest that you don’t follow in this man’s pen strokes.
That’s because, although this pen tattoo actually looks pretty darn
real, it’s not real at all.
That means that you’ll be very disappointed when you do need a pen and
only have a fake one to hand. Of course, that doesn’t mean that you
shouldn’t get a pen tattooed behind your ear. Just make sure that when
you do get this tattoo, you also have a few actual pens to spare. You
know, just in case.
A lower back tattoo
There’s no messing about with this lower back tattoo. There’s no funny
business, there’s no beating around the bush, and there are no
questions surrounding its legitimacy.
It really is a lower back tattoo, and if you don’t believe us, then
you should probably just read it and see for yourself.
We can only imagine how this tattoo exchange when so wrong. We’re
imagining a scenario where this woman asked her tattoo artist for a
lower back tattoo, presumably allowing them the opportunity to let their
creativity flow, but she got exactly what she asked for instead.
I pity the fool
Mr. T is the kind of man who will pity the fool if they do something
undeniably foolish, but we just don’t know where he would stand on
this one.
After all, this is kinda awesome. While it is slightly strange to see
Mr. T’s floating head within a cup of tea, we can’t deny that this is
incredibly well done.
It’s both adorable and intimidating at the same time, and it really
does offer the best of both worlds. We can’t to laugh at it, but we
also want to give it a round of applause. Man, we just don’t know what
to do.
There he is!
Waldo seems to have taken a little break from the man’s chest area,
and has since set up shop behind this woman’s ear. He really does love
to play hide and go seek, doesn’t he?
We’re glad that he’s comfortable with moving house on a regular basis,
but we can’t help but wonder what this is doing to him.
After all, it’s always good for your mental and physical health to
have a solid base, and moving from one human to the next can’t be good
for his immune system. And what about the friends he leaves behind?
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Eye see you
Have you ever been googling? No, we’re not talking about the six hours
you spend on the internet looking at cat memes all day.
Googling is where you stick googly eyes to everything that has eyes
around you, and when you play this game, absolutely nothing is safe!
This person soon realized that they wouldn’t even be able to keep their
elephants safe from the game, but we can’t help but wonder if they have
made the tattoo even better. The baby elephant is making us laugh way
harder than it should do.
The love of your life
If you think that you’ve found “the one,” then you might decide to
risk it and get their name tattooed on your body.
You might put their name on your wrist, you might get their face
tattooed on your neck, or you might even ink them onto your lower
back.
This person obviously decided to do the same, but they weren’t going to
put a boyfriend or girlfriend on their skin. Instead, they were going to
have their one true love tattooed on their body forever. Taco Bell for
life, y’all.
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